Hallway Game

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Welcome! You, <<textbox "$name" "">>, have been placed in a testing facility. It has been constructed by a loving (if erratic) entity. If you fully explore it, you'll get to do something fun! Oh - I'll also need your shoe size <<textbox "$shoesize" "">>. Just as a heads up, there are spiders in this game, but there are no <i>images</i> of spiders, and they won't hurt you. When you're ready to start the testing procedure, click [[here|Room1]]. <<set $hasMatches to false>> <<set $hasGas_Can to false>> <<set $hasKarmaPoint to false>> <<set $hasShift to false>> <<set $hasSocks to false>> <<set $hasRope to false>>

SPIDERS THEY'RE EVERYWHERE PLAYING PINOCHLE PLAYING WHIST CROCHETING ARCHIVING MEDIA DO YOU STOMP ANY SPIDERS???? [[DEATH DEATH DEATH|Squished]] [[Take the path of mercy and peace|Spared]] [[Back|Hallway1]]

<img src="images/staffkitchen.jpg" width= 50% alt="A photo of a narrow kitchen with stainless steel fixtures." /> You enter a staff kitchen. There's a sign on the fridge about how none of your family members work here. There are several mugs by the sink, all upside down. [[LOOK AT MUGS]] [[CHECK THE FRIDGE]] [[Leave|Hallway2]]

Welcome to THE SPIDER STORE! You can buy all WOVEN ITEMS here. [[Buy A SHIFT|SpiderStoreShift]] [[Buy SOCKS|SpiderStoreSocks]] [[Buy ROPE|SpiderStoreSoldRope]]

Mustard. That's it. [[Look at MUGS|LOOK AT MUGS]] [[Back to Kitchen|StaffKitchen]]

<img src="images/mugs.jpg" width= 50% alt="A photo of a mug that says WHAT A TIME TO BE GAY AND A LIVE" /> This mug is pretty cool. Most of the rest of them just say things like "You don't have to be one half of a plutonium sphere to work here, but it helps!" [[Back to Kitchen|StaffKitchen]] [[|Check the Fridge|CHECK THE FRIDGE]] [[Turn over a mug|Matches]]

<img src="images/hallway 1.jpg" width= 50% alt="A photo of a pleasant hallway with windows down the right side." /> You are walking down a hallway. The view out the windows is of a pleasant garden. Doors are NORTH and WEST. [[North|Storage]] [[West|SpiderRoom]] [[Back|Room1]]

<img src="images/hallway 2.jpg" width= 50% alt="A photo of a very fancy hallway with a chandelier." /> You are in a very fancy hallway lit by a chandelier. There are doors to the SOUTH and EAST. [[South|StaffKitchen]] <<if $hasMatches is true>>Try [[East|Stairs2]] again. <<elseif $hasMatches is false>>[[East|EastDoorLocked]] <</if>> [[Back|Room1]]

<img src="images/storage.jpg" width= 50% alt="A photo of a storage room full of boxes and tubs" /> [[Look in tubs|LookInTubs]] [[Look at boxes|BactiCineratorIV]] [[Leave|Hallway1]]

<img src="images/bacticineratorIV.jpg" width= 50% alt="A photo of a box for a machine called the Bacti-Cinerator IV" /> "Ehhh I liked Bacti-Cinerator II better," you say to no one. [[Back to the Storeroom|Storage]]

You found . . . THE SPIDER STORE!! If you have a Karma Point, you may redeem it for one item. <<if $hasKarmaPoint is true>> Since you walk the path of peace with your arachnid brethren, [[you have a Karma Point!|SpiderStore]] <<elseif $hasKarmaPoint is false>> Regrettably, you squished a spider. You receive nothing but reproachful stares from many many baleful eyes. [[Close the lid in embarassment|Storage]] <</if>> [[Back to the Storeroom|Storage]]

<img src="images/hallway3.jpg" width= 50% alt="A photo of a dim, narrow hallway with several doors." /> This hallway is dimly lit. There are doors to the NORTH, EAST and WEST. [[North|Concourse]] [[East|PaintedWindow]] [[West|Storage2]]

<img src="images/stairs2.jpg" width= 50% alt="A photo of an elegant curved staircase" /> An elegant staircase. You can go up! [[Go up the stairs|Hallway3]] [[Turn back|Hallway2]]

<img src="images/concourse.jpg" width= 50% alt="A photo of a busy train station concourse." /> This place is huge! There's so many people! [[Investigate|GasCan]] [[Freshen Up|WashroomMirror]] [[Leave|Hallway3]]

<img src="images/paintedwindow.jpg" width= 50% alt="A photo of the corner of a room, with a window visible. The window has been painted over." /> This is kind of a shitty room. It has a window, but it was painted over. Huh. <<if $hasGas_Can is true>>The painted-over window seems to be just slightly open. [[What's behind it?|Stairs3]] <<elseif $hasGas_Can is false>>The painted-over window intrigues you, but there doesn't seem to be a way to open it. [[Oddly enough, it smells faintly of gasoline.|Hallway3]] <</if>> [[Leave|Hallway3]]

<img src="images/thisthing.jpg" width= 50% alt="A photo of a weird stuffed anthro cat head or something idk" /> There's this thing. [[Leave|Hallway3]]

Oh uh There's just an nice unattended gas can full of gas under a bench here. That's weird. And probably unsafe! It shouldn't be just sitting here like this. [[Take it (for safety)|GetGasCan]] [[Leave it|Concourse]]

<img src="images/washroom.jpg" width= 50% alt="A photo of a nice washroom with a mirror." /> A nice, quiet washroom (the door locks and everything!) to take a breather in. You splash a little water on your cute face and also look at your cute face while it has a little water on it. <<if $hasShift is true>>You admire the flattering shift you bought from the Spider Store! <<elseif $hasShift is false>> <</if>> <<if $hasSocks is true>>You can't really see them in the mirror, but knowing you have nice socks makes you feel confident! <<elseif $hasSocks is false>> <</if>> <<if $hasRope is true>>The rope coiled around your shoulder and under one arm makes you look like you're ready for anything. You gotta tell people about this rope, it's so cool. <<elseif $hasRope is false>> <</if>> What an adorable little thing you are, $name! But of course, one can't spend forever admiring oneself, no matter how cute. [[Head back to the Concourse|Concourse]]

<<set $hasMatches to true>> Oh! It's a little box of matches. There's a picture of a fancy key on the box. [[Take it with you!|LOOK AT MUGS]]

<img src="images/stairs3.jpg" width= 50% alt="A photo of a narrow, twisting staircase." /> Ough these are steep. [[Go down|Hallway 4]] [[Back|PaintedWindow]]

The door is locked. But what if you had a key? Or something with a picture of a key on it? The door's not gonna know the difference. [[Try another door|Hallway2]]

<img src="images/hallway4.jpg" width= 50% alt="A photo of a wide hallway leading to an open garage door. You can see outside." /> This hallway leads outside! Cool! [[Outside!|GoatGarden]] [[Back|Stairs3]]

<img src="images/goatgarden.jpg" width= 50% alt="A photo of an enormous goat made of straw." /> Congratulations, $name! You've made it out of the testing facility. You're in a lovely garden! And in the center is a giant goat made of straw! Hmm, what to do now? <<if $hasMatches is true>>Well, you do have these matches. <<elseif $hasMatches is false>> Dang, no matches [[How did you get here??|StaffKitchen]] <</if>> <<if $hasGas_Can is true>> And you do have this nice gas can full of gas. [[I think you know what to do here|EndScene]] <<elseif $hasGas_Can is false>> Dang, no nice gas can full of gas. [[How did you get here??|Concourse]] <</if>>

<img src="images/endscene.png" width= 50% alt="A photo of an enormous goat made of straw burning merrily." /> Yayyyy!!! THE END

<<set $hasGas_Can to true>> You pick up the gas can so you can be responsible with it ^_^ [[Back to the Concourse|Concourse]]

WHAT NO STOP I SAID THEY WOULDN'T HURT Y- yeah okay whatever you rain down size $shoesize death upon an unsuspecting spider. Now that magical girl anime from 1993 will never make it to the Internet Archive. [[Leave|Hallway1]]

You nod respectfully at the spiders and leave them be. Soon you'll be able to watch an obscure magical girl anime from 1993 on the Internet Archive! You have earned a Karma Point! [[Leave|Hallway1]] <<set $hasKarmaPoint to true>>

You have a finely woven linen shift! It is soft and comfy and would probably look extremely good with a leather belt and some boots. Maybe a scarf, too? [[Back to Storage|Storage]] <<set $hasShift to true>>

You have delightful new socks! There's a pattern of cellular peptides on them in a lovely mint green! [[Back to Storage|Storage]] <<set $hasSocks to true>>

You have 50 feet of rope! Make sure to mention this at every opportunity. [[Back to Storage|Storage]] <<set $hasRope to true>>

<img src="images/room1.jpg" width= 50% alt="A photo of a space with two doors." /> You are in a big room with two doors. You can either go [[NORTH|Hallway1]] or [[WEST|Hallway2]]. [[Back to Start Page|Start]]